August 2012
1 tag
sylvester-calzone:
finally told my parents they’re gay
April 2011
March 2011
1 tag
Watch
1 tag
everyone embrace your inner whore
it’s the only way to live
1 tag
i smell like old people
which is a good combination of perfume, plastic, and death
1 tag
“I love couch cushion, the way it sits in my mouth, it’s soft and...”
– fucked up lady who eats couch cushions
it's four o'fucking clock?
shit
1 tag
February 2011
2 tags
allyouladiespopyopussylikedis:
i miss you and your whispering eye
1 tag
1 tag
just spilled half a bottle of sprite all over me...
ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
1 tag
family
aformersatanist:
my sister: can you live without a brain?
dad: seems like you’re doing it right now
pause
sister: so you can’t?
