sylvester-calzone: finally told my parents they’re gay
everyone embrace your inner whore
it’s the only way to live
i smell like old people
which is a good combination of perfume, plastic, and death
I love couch cushion, the way it sits in my mouth, it’s soft and...– fucked up lady who eats couch cushions
it's four o'fucking clock?
allyouladiespopyopussylikedis: i miss you and your whispering eye
just spilled half a bottle of sprite all over me...
aformersatanist: my sister: can you live without a brain? dad: seems like you’re doing it right now pause sister: so you can’t?